[Journal Entry]

[dreammoonchild]

I feel like there was a job I gave you, Uncle Onni, to get back to me on, but damned if I can remember what it was to be about.

Maybe something about robots before you transferred to R&D?

I think there was also something one of the Samasus was yelling at me about?

- Aisenburn

Comments

[dreammoonchild]

Religious training it is, then.

Do you think Mom's being a flighty broad and should we keep her chained down to her desk, or should I allow her some release from stress but I have differing ways of running BV.

... Do I come off as extremely corporate in a really soulless suit way?

[remarkablerain]

What's even involved in "religious training"?

I feel like if you let her go she'd end up just going back to working again like nothing happened in a year.

Also yes, at least to me.

[becomeanwarrior]

...She absolutely would forget she resigned and keep showing up to board meetings, Suguru's right.

[dreammoonchild]

So should we let her out to pasture anyways, as per her whim?

[becomeanwarrior]

I mean, probably? I think if she tries to stay fully retired she'll go loopier than usual.

[dreammoonchild]

Clarify.

[becomeanwarrior]

Noriko needs projects to work on to occupy herself. She might have some non-BV projects she wants to work on but once those occupy less time, she'll probably want to start doing work again.

Noriko loves projects, she just burns out easily.

[dreammoonchild]

So what do we do about her ease of burnout.

[becomeanwarrior]

...I dunno, honestly. I don't think she's really harming anyone, she's just kind of weirdly eccentric as most people are when they have that level of wealth, Babs.

[dreammoonchild]

I'm aware.

I just want Mom.

But doing what she wants without running into a wall emotionally?

[dreammoonchild]

Listening to me give religious instruction, hypnosis, sermon, and theological philosophy in a Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

While you sit at a school desk.

With no shirt on.

There may be a Burger King Crown on your head.

[remarkablerain]

...

Can I ask why OOPARTS is suddenly a religious front, anyway? I mean, last I checked the employee handbook, it kinda.

Wasn't.

[dreammoonchild]

I ascended to Godhood.

Mom and my aunt(s) decided to consolidate BV as the core religious organization of The Faith, and OOPARTS falls under it, so, what would a security force be in a religious organization.

"But BV isn't a church"

Mom is God

I'm her high priestess, and the company's Senior Vice President, follow the logic of Mom, and thou shalt know truth.

I can get you an appointment with her if you want.

[remarkablerain]

Technically I feel like I could just walk around and she'd grab me on her own anyway.

But yes, let's make an appointment. I guess.

[dreammoonchild]

Yes, I think you'd prefer to dress nice rather than have her grab you in undress.

[remarkablerain]

Ugh, okay, dress nice, alright.